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Five seconds is all it takes. Somebody in Ecuador filmed a newborn up close, and the baby appears to be rocking a full mustache, dark and thick, sitting over his lip like he has been growing it since the second trimester.
That is the whole clip, and that is also the whole story so far. No hospital has confirmed anything, and no outlet has verified where or when it was filmed. Newborns do show up with dark hair that looks way more dramatic on camera than it is in person. But supposedly is doing some heavy lifting here, because that does not look like peach fuzz.
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